The Best Of Hot Body, Ugly Face
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#1 The Ugly Phase
This is the picture that will haunt and follow you for the rest of your life. Just when you think it's behind you, you'll find it right in front of you. Because, the internet.
#2 Tiffany Pollard
When all else fails, squint your eyes. Because if you can't see them, maybe they can't see you.
#3 Gaga
You might think that the costumes and the whole charade is about self expression, but would you be surprised if it was all a clever marketing ploy? After all, would an unattractive female singer rise to such fame with out a gimmick to distract from this face?
#4 Pam Anderson
*2013 Pam Anderson, let us be clear. Everyone's favorite cover spread has come a long way since her sex tape went viral and she was a poster on countless adolescent walls, and it's not a good look.
#5 Sigourney Weaver
In her younger years Sigourney Weaver was a red headed minx in movies like Ghostbusters and Alien, in large part because of her toned body. Little known fact: she was the only actor not to require special effects for her role as an Avatar.
#6 Khloe <3 h2="" oreos="">
It has got to be tough to be a Kardashian, especially when you are the freakishly tall sister who adopted a little too many of her father's traits. Khloe was blessed with the famous Kardashian rump, but besides that you'd think she was part of the Addams Family.
#7 Jennifer Tilly Is a 10...From the Neck Down
If you have seen Liar Liar or The Seed of Chucky you know that Jen Tilly's face isn't the only baggage that comes along with her legendary fun bags. Her voice has been known to drive former Prisoners of War to insanity.
#8 Arnold and Danny DeVito Were Sexier as Twins
Twins with blonde hair pretty much have it made in life, its common knowledge. And yet somehow these two Bear Bryant look alikes managed to mess it up. Where's Nick Saban's smokeshow of a daughter when you need her?
#9 Jelena Jankovic
Tennis Pro Jelena Jankovic hails from Serbia, but we have received shocking reports about her birth certificate being falsified. Turns out she was really born on the planet Zenu. That explains the eyes.
#10 She's a Lady...as Long as the Lights are Dim
This is the type of Latina goddess you frequently see driving around South Beach in Land Rovers or walking their lap puppies in Beverly Hills.Wait, is that an Adam's Apple?
#11 She Looked Differently Online...
For a mail order bride she's really not that bad looking. Losers can't be choosers, be thankful for those milk pillows buddy.
#12 Everything's Hot But Her....Bowl Cut?
Sure, she could use a tan but from the neck down this pale beauty keeps it fairly tight, not to mention she has the skin of an infant. Hopefully she's down with body shots, she's going to need the help.
#13 The Perfect Trap
Isn't this convenient? She even comes with her own pair of beer goggles in case yours aren't thick enough!
#14 Amanda Franken-Bynes
Amanda Bynes was never going to be Lizzie Mcguire in terms of child star sex symbol status, and her role in She's the Man probably did not do much for her self esteem either. That said, no one saw her transformation from cute up and comer with a killer figure to tabloid punch line.
#15 You're Not Fooling Anyone Carrot Top
And now presenting Lindsay Lohan without make up. She had so much promise in Mean Girls, where did it go wrong? She never should have crossed Regina.
#16 Kimora Lee Simmons
Even at her best, this flagrant social climber has a double chin that somehow did not hold her back from a "modeling" career. Her body passes the eye test, but seducing and divorcing a senile Russell Simmons and hosting Cribs once or twice does not make one Gisele Bundchen.
#17 Jennifer Coolidge
Stifler's Mom, aka the most infamous cougar of the late 90's and 2000's, resided in the spank banks of all the horn dogs who stuck with the American Pie series even when it led them to the Wal-Mart 5 dollar bin. Her body is rockin', but her bitch face meant she always played the spinster.
#18 The Brown Bagger
With a bartender like that obviously she is not in a bar looking for straight men, but it wouldn't matter if she was. Once the beer goggles begin to lose their tint this one is doing the walk of shame.
#19 Are You Looking At The Flower?
She has been gifted (use that how ever you'd like) with a voluptuous front side, and that's all.
#20 Fergie
For years, people have looked at Fergie with a bit of a confusion. In a certain light, she can be hot, but when you get a full look at her face, you know that something's definitely off. It's hard to put a finger on it, but something, somewhere went wrong.
#21 Why So Red?
You'd think that her red face was from too much sun exposure, but seeing how the rest of her body is a different tone altogether, this is probably just a face thing.
#22 Donatella Versace
Oh Donatella, this is a face only a mother could love. Good thing you're rich and fabulous.
#23 spring Breaker
This is one fit girl, and while we appreciate her physique, it's unfortunate that when it all goes away, she wont have the face to counterbalance the effect.
#24 Nikki MInaj
The problem with Nikki is that this is not actually her face, but rather that face of something which she thought was what beauty looked like. She then asked her doctor to give her just that.
#25 Tori Spelling
During her 90210 days, many believed she would eventually grow out of her ugly duckling stage and blossom into the beautiful blonde she was meant to be. Many were wrong.
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