Happenings

While you locked lips with that special someone last night -- we've done some photo magic to show what it would look like if these stars could kiss the number one person in their lives... themselves! Pucker up and check out all the intrapersonal smoochin' snapshots! ;-)

Ludacris didn't use protection when he banged some random chick, but he's taking precautions now ... because he wants to legally establish his paternity and then set a hard limit on his child support. Ludacris has been in a long-term relationship with Eudoxie -- pronounced kinda like the book in the Bible (don't ask).  But Luda took a break from Eudo long enough to get Tamika Fuller preggo. Cai Bella Bridges was born December 9th.  And here's where the plot thickens. It seems Ludacris knows he's the daddy, but he's worried Tamika will go in for the kill.  So he's filed legal docs -- obtained by TMZ -- claiming he's only pulling in $25,842.41 a month on average.  Under Georgia law ... his monthly child support payment would be set at $1,754.66. FYI ... Forbes says Luda is worth $12 mil ...  but that seem real low

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Justin Bieber 's legal skirmishes have gone international ... ANOTHER member of his entourage is being criminally investigated for roughing up a limo driver ... and it's the 2nd alleged attack in 2 days. Toronto cops say the limo guy was hired to drive Justin and his crew around town.  Details are sketchy, but the driver claims he was attacked.  Cops are currently investigating.  We're told Justin was in the limo at the time of the incident. Just this weekend ... 2 of JB's bodyguards were arrested after allegedly attacking a cop at a fan event in Florida.  Bieber gets a pass for this one ... he was in Canada where he snowmobiled on Saturday and attended a Toronto Maple Leafs game last night ... and was in a limo where the driver claims he was attacked. Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2013/12/30/justin-bieber-bodyguard-limo-driver-assault-police-investigation-toronto/#ixzz2p480FSkq

Ahhhh, Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson—the gift that keeps on shitting in your mouth and calling it a "GAY SANDWICH," because it doesn't have a real clear understanding of what gay people do, it just knows that they make it feel grumpy in its downstairs (um...did you keep that gift receipt?). Hot on the heels of "gay men were sent by the devil to tempt us all with their magnificent anuses" and "picking cotton was so fun, black people just COULDN'T STOP SINGING" comes Phil's latest greatest hit: If you want a subservient Biblical wife-slave, make sure you marry her when she's still an impressionable and terrified 15-year-old child. #ROMANCE A video of Phil speaking at a 2009 "Sportsmen's Ministry" event (guuuuuuuhhhhhh) reveals some appalling (though not particularly surprising) thoughts on courtship and compatibility.

SHANGHAI -- The Chinese government is pushing for a drastic shakeout of the country's overcrowded solar cell industry, supporting only a quarter of players and practically telling the rest to get out of the business.   The Ministry of Industry and Information Technology has announced a list of 134 producers of silicon materials, solar panels and other components of photovoltaic systems as meeting certain conditions, as measured by 2012 production, capacity utilization and technical standards. In a sector said to have more than 500 companies, the ministry's move means that three-quarters didn't make the cut -- including the core subsidiary of Suntech Power, which went bankrupt in March, and Jiangsu Shungfeng Photovoltaic Technology, Suntech's startup rescuer. These firms will not be able to get credit lines from financial institutions and thus will have a tough time borrowing, according to industry insiders. They will also no longer be eligible for refunds...

Quvenzhane Wallis -- the 10-year-old who was nominated for Best Actress this year for "Beasts of the Southern Wild" -- is going to make a fortune for her next movie ... and that's just for starters. Q is set to star in the movie remake of "Annie." The producers had to get approval from a judge because she's a minor, and we got the legal docs, showing what this little girl will deposit in her bank account. -- $750,000 base salary -- $750,000 bonus if the movie does super good -- 5% of profits -- 5% of all merchandising -- 10% of sound track album royalties Now get this ... Q's co-stars are Jamie Foxx and Cameron Diaz. According to her contract, her name cannot be lower than second position. Realistically, that means Q will appear above Cameron. Q gets unlimited Wi-Fi in her trailer. She gets veto power on any bloopers before they're released When Q promotes the flick ... they have to give her 3 dresses from which to choose and she gets t...

American conservatives love, love, love Israel. They also hate, hate, hate abortion and socialized medicine. American conservatives face one hell of a moral conundrum in the new year. Via Ha'aretz: Israel will pay for abortions for women aged 20 to 33 regardless of circumstance starting next year, health officials said Monday, adding that they hope to make eligibility for state funding universal in the future.... The new rule opens it up for 6,300 more women to have a state-funded abortion next year, at a cost of about 16 million shekels ($4.6 million). The cost of all state-subsidized abortions is estimated at 24 million shekels a year. Officials ultimately aim to fund all abortions as part of the Jewish state's publicly subsidized "health basket" for citizens, as well as offering full contraceptive coverage—but for now, they'll stand pat on this plan to bankroll abortions for young women, Ha'aretz reports. "It was brought to our...

The alleged crash landed ‘US drone’ in Ibadan is a toy – Police, SSS THE NATION - The Chairman, Ido local government of Oyo state, Professor Joseph Adeniyi Olowofela, in company of the police, SSS and members of the Defence Corp on Sunday recovered the flying object which fell on the roof of a resident of Awotan in the local government. RELATED POST: US Spy Drone Crash Lands into Home in Ibadan The Chairman described a media report that an object crashed into the home of a resident as very unfortunate and misleading. Prof Olowofela also frowned at the report and its writers intention, saying there was nothing like a crash as reported, and that it was untrue that the US used the object as a spy . “What happened was that a man was playing with a toy with his son and the toy got lost only to be discovered by a neighbour and instead of searching for the owner of the toy, the neighbour kept it in his home for a week . And the next thing was to read on a newspaper that a spy object lost...

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